Best Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Just Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie!”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “I Must Be A Snowflake Because I’ve Fallen For You.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout!”
- “Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself In Your Pants.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because He Must Have Stolen The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You’ve Got Everything I’m Searching For.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
Cheesy Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because I Think We Were Meant To Meet.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie!”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout!”
- “Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself In Your Pants.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because He Must Have Stolen The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’ve Got A Picture-perfect Smile.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Just Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
Funny Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout!”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Around You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because He Must Have Stolen The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’ve Got A Picture-perfect Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
CuteWorst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie!”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’ve Got A Picture-perfect Smile.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout!”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
Smooth Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie!”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout!”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’ve Got A Picture-perfect Smile.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself In Your Pants.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
Clever Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again With A More Clever Line?”
- “Is Your Dad An Alien? Because There’s Nothing Else Like You On Earth.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw, When I Heard How Clever You Are.”
- “If Beauty Were A Crime, You’d Be Serving A Life Sentence.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection And My Cleverness Is At Full Signal.”
- “Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine? Because Only Someone As Clever As You Deserves A Title.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘smarty-choked.'”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You, And I Appreciate The Cleverness.”
- “Is Your Dad A Mathematician? Because You’re Definitely A Product Of Intelligent Design.”
- “Do You Have A Library Card? Because I’m Checking You Out And Your Cleverness Is Overdue.”
- “If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I’d Put ‘U’ And ‘I’ Together In The Most Clever Way.”
- “Is Your Dad A Magician? Because Every Time I See You, All My Clever Pickup Lines Vanish.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For Your Wit And Charm.”
- “Is Your Dad A Writer? Because Your Cleverness Has The Power To Create A Bestseller.”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be A Master Of Disguise Because Your Cleverness Just Knocked Me Out.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: Your Intelligence, Which Is Incredibly Attractive.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again With A More Clever Line?”
- “Is Your Dad A Computer Programmer? Because You’re Coded With The Cleverest Algorithms.”
- “Are You A Time Traveler? Because I Can’t Believe How Cleverly You’ve Stolen My Heart From The Future.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine? Because Your Cleverness Deserves An Exclusive Label.”
- “If You Were A Book, You’d Be A Rare Edition Because Your Cleverness Is One In A Million.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Your Cleverness Has Me Under Your Spell.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw, When I Heard How Clever You Are.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again With A More Clever Line?”
Sarcasmic Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You. And By ‘fine,’ I Mean, Wow, You Really Nailed That Parking Spot.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because You’ve Stolen The Air From The Room With Your Overwhelming Presence.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For Your Lack Of Originality.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You’ve Got Answers To Questions I Never Asked.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, I Can’t Help But Wonder How You Pulled Off That Fashion Disaster.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie, In A Very Ironic Way.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You ‘Mr./Ms. Obvious’ Because Your Pickup Lines Are Truly Groundbreaking?”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘special’ One, Like A Moldy Carrot Or A Misshapen Potato.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece In The ‘I Can’t Believe Someone Created That’ Kind Of Way.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself Avoiding This Conversation In It.”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be A Weapon Of Mass Disappointment.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because Your Awkward Poses And Forced Smile Are Truly Instagram-worthy.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, I Realized You Have A Unique Talent For Bad Taste.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Delusion Of Grandeur.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling The Connection, And By Connection, I Mean The Annoyingly Slow Internet.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because I Can’t Figure Out How You Managed To Make Such A Terrible Impression.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’ve Managed To Punch Me In The Face With Your Lack Of Charm.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again And Give You Another Chance To Disappoint Me?”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling The Connection, And By Connection, I Mean The Constant Frustration Of Weak Signals.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, I Couldn’t Help But Notice How You’ve Transformed Good Taste Into A Complete Disaster.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For Your Predictable Attempts At Flirtation.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘special’ One, Like A Wilted Lettuce Or A Moldy Tomato.”
- “Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You. And By ‘fine,’ I Mean, This Conversation Is Going Nowhere.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself Walking Away From This Conversation.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Seem To Have All The Answers That Nobody Asked For.”
Sweet Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “If You Were A Flower, You’d Be A Bouquet Of Sweetness And Beauty.”
- “Is Your Smile A Magic Spell? Because Every Time You Smile, My Heart Melts.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You ‘Sweetheart’? Because You’re As Sweet As Can Be.”
- “If Love Were A Dessert, You’d Be The Sweetest Treat In The World.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re The Perfect Mix Of Sugar And Spice.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Feels Like We Were Meant To Cross Paths And Share Sweetness Together.”
- “If You Were A Song, You’d Be The Sweet Melody That Plays In My Heart.”
- “Are You Made Of Sugar? Because You’re Irresistibly Sweet.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Seem To Have Gotten Lost In The Sweetness Of Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Smile Made Of Honey? Because It’s So Sweet, It Could Cure Any Bad Day.”
- “If Sweetness Were A Crime, You’d Be Serving A Life Sentence.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Fell For You And I Need Some Sweet Healing.”
- “Is Your Heart A Bakery? Because It’s Filled With All The Love And Sweetness I Crave.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You ‘Sugar’? Because You’ve Got The Sweetest Presence.”
- “If You Were A Dessert, You’d Be The Most Decadent And Delicious Creation In The World.”
- “Is Your Dad A Chocolatier? Because Being Around You Is Like Being In A Sweet Paradise.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again And Make It Sweeter?”
- “If I Had A Garden, I’d Plant You Right In The Center, Because You’re The Epitome Of Sweetness.”
- “Are You A Honeycomb? Because Your Sweetness Is Naturally Irresistible.”
- “If Sweetness Were Measured In Stars, You’d Be The Entire Galaxy.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You ‘Sweetness’? Because You Bring Joy And Happiness Wherever You Go.”
- “If You Were A Dessert, You’d Be The One That Everyone Craves And Can’t Resist.”
- “Is Your Heart Made Of Caramel? Because It’s So Sweet And Melts Mine.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because My Heart Just Skipped A Beat From Your Sweet Presence.”
- “Is Your Smile A Ray Of Sunshine? Because It Brightens Up My Day With Its Sweetness.”
Flirty Worst Ever Pick Up Lines
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout!”
- “Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?”
- “I Must Be A Snowflake Because I’ve Fallen For You.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’ve Got A Picture-perfect Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘Fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself In Your Pants.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because He Must Have Stolen The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes.”
- “Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You’ve Got Everything I’m Searching For.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”