Best Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Prove To My Friends That Angels Exist?
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
- Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Prove To My Friends That Angels Exist?
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
- Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
Cheesy Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
Funny Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Prove To My Friends That Angels Exist?
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
- Are You French? Because Eiffel For You.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Prove To My Friends That Angels Exist?
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
Cute Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- You Must Be A Magician Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
- If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A Fineapple.
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Can I Borrow A Pen? I Want To Write Down The Moment I Met You.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Are You A Magician? Because Every Time I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium? Because You’re Cu-Te.
- Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.
- Are You A Cat? Because You’re Purrfect To Me.
- Can I Tie Your Shoes? Because I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
- Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re A Picture-perfect Moment.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Prove To My Friends That Angels Exist?
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- You Must Be A Magician Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
Smooth Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Have A Map? Because I Just Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends That Angels Do Exist?
- Do You Believe In Fate? Because I Think We Were Meant To Meet.
- Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just The Chemistry Between Us?
- Can I Borrow A Pen? I Want To Write Down The Moment I Met You.
- If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A Fineapple.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Number.
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Can I Buy You A Drink, Or Do You Just Want The Money?
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium? Because You’re Cu-Te.
- If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.
- Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re A Picture-perfect Moment.
- Excuse Me, Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Can I Tie Your Shoes? Because I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
- Are You A Magician? Because Every Time I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends That Angels Do Exist?
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
Clever Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
- If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Mass Seduction.
- Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends What True Beauty Looks Like?
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Can I Borrow A Pen? I Want To Write Down The Moment I Met You.
- Are You A Magician? Because Every Time I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Do You Believe In Fate? Because I Think We Were Meant To Meet.
- Excuse Me, Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re A Picture-perfect Moment.
- Can I Tie Your Shoes? Because I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A Fineapple.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
Sarcasmic Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are You A Magician? Because Your Disappearing Act Is Impressive.
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Just Call You “hey You”?
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Interest.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re Certainly Not A Smart Cookie.
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A “smarty Plants.”
- Can I Follow You Home? My GPS Needs Some Entertainment.
- Are You A Camera? Because You Really Know How To Make A Moment Awkward.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Seem To Think You Have All The Answers.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again And Save Myself The Trouble?
- If Looks Could Kill, You’d Definitely Be A Weapon Of Minor Annoyance.
- Is Your Dad A Parking Ticket? Because You’re Definitely Not A Fine.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Prove To My Friends That I Can Make Terrible Life Choices?
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Feeling A Connection, Just Not A Stable One.
- Can I Borrow A Pen? I Want To Write Down All The Reasons Why This Conversation Is Going Nowhere.
- Are You A Magician? Because You’ve Managed To Disappear From My List Of Interesting People.
- Do You Believe In Fate? Because If So, We Were Fated To Have This Incredibly Dull Conversation.
- Excuse Me, Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee From Rolling My Eyes Too Hard.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’re Causing A Major Inconvenience.
- Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You Seem To Be An Expert At Posing For Disappointment.
- Can I Tie Your Shoes? Because I Don’t Want You Tripping Over Your Own Ego.
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because You Seem To Have A Weak Connection To Reality.
- If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A “not-so-ripe” Banana.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Save My Eyes For Something More Appealing?
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be An Underwhelming Side Dish.
- Can I Follow You Home? Because My Therapist Said I Should Surround Myself With Negative Influences.
Sweet Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends What True Beauty Looks Like?
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A Fineapple.
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Can I Borrow A Pen? I Want To Write Down The Moment I Met You.
- Is Your Dad A Magician? Because Every Time I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Do You Believe In Fate? Because I Think We Were Meant To Meet.
- Can I Tie Your Shoes? Because I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
- Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got “Fine” Written All Over You.
- Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re A Picture-perfect Moment.
- Can I Buy You A Drink, Or Do You Just Want The Money?
- Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends What True Beauty Looks Like?
Flirty Dad Joke Pick Up Lines
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends What True Beauty Looks Like?
- Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.
- Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.
- Can I Borrow A Pen? I Want To Write Down The Moment I Met You.
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.
- If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A Cute-cumber.
- Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.
- Can I Tie Your Shoes? Because I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.
- Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.
- Can I Take A Picture Of You To Show My Friends What True Beauty Looks Like?
- Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?
- Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.
- Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.
- Can I Follow You Home? Cause My Parents Always Told Me To Follow My Dreams.
- Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.
- Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.