Best Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because You Just Made My Day!”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk Past You Again In The Walmart Aisles?”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because You’ve Got Everything I Need.”
- “Are You A Walmart Receipt? Because You’re Long, Impressive, And I Can’t Wait To Take You Home.”
- “Excuse Me, But Can You Help Me Find The Perfect Pick-up Line In This Walmart Of Love?”
- “Is Your Smile On Rollback? Because It’s Always Brightening Up My Day.”
- “Are You A Walmart Discount? Because You Just Made My Heart Skip A Beat.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I Can’t Help But Be Drawn To You.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Are You A Walmart Bargain? Because I’d Love To Take You Home With Me.”
- “Do You Believe In Destiny? Because It Seems Like I Found You In The Clearance Section Of My Heart.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’ve Got The Key To My Heart.”
- “Do You Need Help Reaching That Item On The Top Shelf? Because I’m Here To Lend A Hand And Steal Your Heart.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because I’d Love To Spend Hours Exploring Everything About You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Rollback? Because Every Time I See You, My Heart Drops In Price.”
- “Are You A Walmart Sale? Because Being With You Feels Like A Steal.”
- “Excuse Me, But I’m Lost. Can You Help Me Find My Way To Your Heart In This Walmart Of Love?”
- “Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because You’re The First Thing I Want To See When I Walk In.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I Want To Earn Points In Your Heart Every Time I See You.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s Making My Heart Race.”
- “Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Must Have You On The Shelf Of My Heart.”
- “Are You A Walmart Clearance Item? Because I Can’t Believe Someone Hasn’t Snatched You Up Yet.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Walmart App? Because You’ve Got ‘checkout’ Written All Over You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Deals, And I’m Here For It.”
- “Do You Have A Walmart Shopping List? Because I Want To Be At The Top Of It.”
Cheesy Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Walmart Parking Lot? Because I’m Lost Without You.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because I’m Falling For You, Aisle By Aisle.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You Just Made The Prices In My Heart Roll Back.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Return Policy? Because I Think I’d Like To Take You Home.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I’d Love To Push You Around.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because You’re Open 24/7 In My Thoughts.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Rollback? Because I Think We Just Experienced It.”
- “Are You A Walmart Receipt? Because You’re The Proof That Love Can Be Affordable.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Just Found The Most Valuable Item In The Store.”
- “Are You A Walmart Cashier? Because You’ve Got A Knack For Scanning My Heart.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Rollback? Because It’s Always Bringing The Price Of My Happiness Down.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Seems Like We Were Destined To Meet In The Discount Aisle.”
- “Are You A Walmart Special? Because You’re One Of A Kind And Worth Every Penny.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Savings Card? Because I Want To Collect All The Discounts On Our Love.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because I Can’t Help But Want To ‘roll Back’ The Time And Meet You Sooner.”
- “Are You A Walmart Sale? Because Being With You Feels Like A Steal.”
- “Do You Have A Shopping List? Because I Want To Be At The Top Of It.”
- “Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Deals, And I’m Here To Claim My Favorite One.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I’m Getting Lost In Your Beauty.”
- “Is Your Heart Like The Walmart Return Policy? Because I Promise To Handle It With Care And Always Make It Right.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I Want To Earn Points In Your Heart.”
- “Are You A Walmart Clearance Item? Because You’re Marked Down To Steal My Attention.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Smiley Face? Because You Make Me Smile From Ear To Ear.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Spree? Because I Can’t Get Enough Of It.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Feels Like I Found A Treasure In The Walmart Of Life When I Found You.”
Funny Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Walmart Parking Lot? Because I’m Lost And Can’t Find My Way Out Of Your Beauty.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because I’m ‘rolling Back’ My Expectations And Hoping For A Great Deal With You.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Aisle? Because I Can’t Seem To Find The Exit Out Of Your Charm.”
- “Are You A Walmart Receipt? Because I Want To Take You Home And Show Everyone How Much I Saved On Finding You.”
- “Is Your Smile On Rollback? Because It’s Causing A ‘price Drop’ In My Heart Rate.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You Must Be An Expert At Checking Out Hearts.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I’m Ready To Push You Down The Aisle Of Love.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Return Policy? Because I Think I Just Found Something That I Can’t Let Go Of.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because You Seem To Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Are You A Walmart Bargain? Because Spending Time With You Feels Like Winning The Lottery.”
- “Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I Keep Getting Lost In The Maze Of Your Irresistible Charm.”
- “Is Your Heart A Walmart Clearance Section? Because I’d Love To Find A Hidden Gem In There.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Deals, And I’m Ready To Cash In On Them.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because I’d Love To Be Greeted By Your Smile Every Day.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Rollback? Because It’s Bringing The Price Of Happiness Down To A Manageable Level.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I’d Like To Earn Points In Your Heart.”
- “Are You A Walmart Checkout Lane? Because I’d Gladly Wait In Line Just To Spend A Few Extra Moments With You.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Must Say, You’re Priceless.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s Brightening Up My Day Like A Clearance Sale.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’re The Missing Piece To Complete My Shopping Experience.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Seems Like We Were Destined To Meet In The Walmart Of Life.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because It’s Too Good To Pass Up.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Sticker? Because You’ve Got ‘awesome’ Written All Over You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping List? Because I Want To Be At The Top Of Your Priorities.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Aisle? Because The Moment I Saw You, My Heart Got ‘price-rolled’.”
Cute Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Walmart Smiley Face? Because Your Presence Brightens Up My Day.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because Being With You Feels Like A Happy Shopping Spree.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Discount? Because You Make My Heart Skip A Beat.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I’d Love To Go On A Sweet Ride With You.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Rollback? Because It Instantly Makes My Day Better.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You’re The Friendliest And Cutest Person I’ve Met.”
- “Are You A Walmart Receipt? Because You’re A Reminder Of All The Wonderful Moments We’ve Shared.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Can’t Put A Value On How Special You Are To Me.”
- “Is Your Heart A Walmart Treasure? Because I Feel Like The Luckiest Person To Have Found It.”
- “Are You A Walmart Discount? Because Being With You Feels Like Winning The Best Deal In Town.”
- “Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I Want To Explore Every Corner Of Your Amazing Personality.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Trip? Because I Never Want It To End.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’re Always Bringing Joy And Excitement Into My Life.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because You Make Me Feel Instantly Welcome And Loved.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s The Highlight Of My Day.”
- “Do You Believe In Destiny? Because It Feels Like We Were Meant To Cross Paths In The Aisles Of Life.”
- “Are You A Walmart Checkout Lane? Because Being With You Feels Like A Smooth And Effortless Journey.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I Want To Earn All The Love And Happiness With You.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because It’s A Rare And Precious Find.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’ve Won My Heart With Your Kindness And Charm.”
- “Do You Believe In Miracles? Because Meeting You Feels Like A Wonderful Gift From The Walmart Of Destiny.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Sticker? Because It Adds A Touch Of Magic To Everything Around You.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Shopping List? Because You’re All I’ve Ever Wanted And More.”
- “Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because Every Time I See You, My Heart Feels At Home.”
- “Do You Have A Savings Card? Because Being With You Brings The Greatest Rewards Of Love.”
Smooth Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Rollback? Because You’ve Definitely Caught My Attention And Brought The Price Of My Heart Down.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because Being With You Feels Like Finding Everything I’ve Ever Wanted In One Place.”
- “Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I’d Love To Get Lost In Your Eyes And Find My Way To Your Heart.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Receipt? Because You’re A Proof Of Purchase That I’d Proudly Keep Forever.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s The Most Captivating Deal I’ve Seen All Day.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You’ve Got The Skills To Check Out My Heart And Make Me Fall For You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I’d Love To Take You For A Spin And Fill You Up With Love.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Return Policy? Because I’d Never Want To Let Go Of The Joy You Bring Into My Life.”
- “Is Your Heart A Walmart Treasure? Because I’d Gladly Search Every Aisle To Find The Key To Unlock It.”
- “Are You A Walmart Discount? Because Being With You Feels Like Getting The Best Deal In Town.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Seems Like We Were Destined To Meet In The Walmart Of Love.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because I Can’t Resist The Temptation To Have It All.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Can’t Help But Feel That You’re Priceless.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because You Make My Heart Skip A Beat Every Time I See You.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s The Highlight Of My Day, Every Time.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I’d Love To Earn Points In Your Heart With Every Moment We Spend Together.”
- “Are You A Walmart Aisle? Because Being With You Feels Like Discovering Something Extraordinary At Every Turn.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Deals, And I’m Ready To Take Advantage Of Them.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Spree? Because Being With You Is An Exciting And Fulfilling Experience.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’ve Got The Expertise To Make My Heart Feel Valued And Appreciated.”
- “Do You Believe In Magic? Because Being With You Feels Like A Spellbinding Experience From The Walmart Of Enchantment.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Sticker? Because It Adds A Touch Of Joy And Excitement To Everything Around You.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Shopping List? Because Being With You Is At The Top Of My Priorities.”
- “Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because You’re The Warm Welcome I’ve Been Waiting For In My Life.”
- “Do You Have A Savings Card? Because Being With You Is The Greatest Investment Of Love I Could Ever Make.”
Clever Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Rollback? Because You’ve Got Me Falling For You At A Discounted Price.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because You’ve Got Everything I Need, And I’d Happily Wait In Line For You.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You’re Stocking Up My Heart With All The Essentials.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I Want To Fill You Up With Love And Take You For A Spin.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It Brightens Up My Day Like An Unbeatable Deal.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Receipt? Because I Want To Keep You As Proof That Good Things Come My Way.”
- “Are You A Walmart Bargain? Because Being With You Feels Like Getting More Than I Paid For.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Seems Like We’re Destined To Meet In The Walmart Of Love And Savings.”
- “Is Your Heart A Walmart Treasure Hunt? Because I’m Ready To Explore Every Aisle To Find My Way To It.”
- “Are You A Walmart Rollback? Because Being With You Makes Everything Else In Life Seem Overpriced.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I’m Getting Lost In The Maze Of Your Beauty.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because It’s Too Good To Pass Up, And I Can’t Resist It.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because Your Smile Is The Warm Welcome I’ve Been Waiting For.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I Want To Earn Points In Your Heart And Unlock Exclusive Love Perks.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Exclusive? Because It’s One Of A Kind And I Feel Lucky To Witness It.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Can’t Put A Value On The Joy You Bring Into My Life.”
- “Are You A Walmart Clearance Item? Because I Can’t Believe Someone Hasn’t Snatched You Up Yet.”
- “Do You Believe In Destiny? Because It Feels Like We Were Meant To Find Each Other In The Walmart Of Possibilities.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Spree? Because Being With You Is An Exciting And Satisfying Experience.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’ve Got The Key To My Heart And Exceptional Customer Service.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Deals, And I’m Ready To Cash In On Your Love.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Sticker? Because It Adds A Touch Of Magic And Makes Everything Better Around You.”
- “Do You Have A Shopping List? Because I Want To Be At The Top Of Your Priorities And Fulfill All Your Desires.”
- “Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because You’re The Entrance To My Happiness Every Time I See You.”
- “Do You Have A Savings Card? Because Being With You Is Like Having Unlimited Discounts On Love.”
Sarcasmic Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Walmart Parking Lot? Because I Just Can’t Wait To Navigate The Chaos And Find A Spot In Your Heart.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because You’ve Got Everything I Never Knew I Didn’t Need.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because I Can Tell You’re An Expert At Leaving People With Empty Shelves In Their Hearts.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I’d Love To Spend Time With Someone As Unpredictable And Hard To Steer As You.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Rollback? Because It’s Definitely Not Bringing Any Joy Or Savings To My Day.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Return Policy? Because I’m Not Sure I Want To Keep This Conversation.”
- “Are You A Walmart Discount? Because You’re Really Living Up To The ‘cheap And Disappointing’ Reputation.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because Meeting You Feels Like A Punishment I Didn’t Know I Deserved.”
- “Is Your Heart A Walmart Treasure Hunt? Because I’m Not Sure If It’s Worth The Effort Or The Disappointment At The End.”
- “Are You A Walmart Bargain? Because Being With You Feels Like Settling For The Least Appealing Option.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Map Of Walmart? Because I’d Love To Know The Fastest Way To Escape This Conversation.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because It’s So Underwhelming, It’s Almost Comical.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because Your Smile Is Just As Fake As The Plastic Plants In The Store.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because Spending Time With You Feels Like Earning Points Towards A Big Fat Disappointment.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s Making Me Question The Quality Of Their Dental Care Products.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I’m Not Sure I Can Afford The Emotional Toll This Interaction Is Taking On Me.”
- “Are You A Walmart Clearance Item? Because You’re Making Me Realize Why No One Else Wanted You.”
- “Do You Believe In Destiny? Because It Feels Like A Cruel Joke That We Ended Up Here Together.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Spree? Because It’s Leaving Me Broke And Regretful.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’re Really Nailing The Customer Service Of Ignoring My Existence.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Deals, And I’m Not Buying Any Of Them.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Sticker? Because It’s Sticking Out Like A Sore Thumb, And Not In A Good Way.”
- “Do You Have A Shopping List? Because I’m Pretty Sure ‘finding Someone As Uninspiring As You’ Wasn’t On Mine.”
- “Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because Your Presence Is About As Exciting As Waiting In Line At The DMV.”
- “Do You Have A Savings Card? Because Being With You Is Costing Me More Than I Anticipated, And I Want My Money Back.”
Sweet Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Smiley Face? Because You Light Up My World With Your Presence.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because You’re My One-stop Shop For Happiness And Love.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You’ve Got The Friendliest And Most Beautiful Customer Service.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because Being With You Is A Smooth And Effortless Journey.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Rollback? Because It Instantly Brings The Price Of My Day Down And Fills It With Joy.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Receipt? Because I Want To Keep You As Proof Of How Lucky I Am To Have Found You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Bargain? Because Being With You Feels Like The Best Deal I’ve Ever Found.”
- “Do You Believe In Destiny? Because It Feels Like We Were Meant To Meet In The Aisles Of Love.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because It’s Irresistibly Good, And I Can’t Help But Want More.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because Your Smile Welcomes Me Into A World Of Happiness And Warmth.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Discount? Because Being With You Is Like Getting A Sweet Price Drop On Love.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s The Highlight Of My Day, Every Time.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I Want To Earn Points In Your Heart With Every Loving Gesture.”
- “Are You A Walmart Clearance Item? Because I Can’t Believe How Lucky I Am To Have Found You Among The Crowd.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Spree? Because It Fills My Heart With Joy And Fulfillment.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because You’re Priceless To Me, And I Want To Cherish Every Moment With You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Got All The Qualities And Love That I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Do You Believe In Miracles? Because Meeting You Feels Like Finding A Treasure In The Walmart Of Life.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Sticker? Because It Adds A Touch Of Magic And Sweetness To Everything Around You.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping List? Because Being With You Is At The Top Of My Priorities And Brings Me Endless Joy.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because You’re The Warm Welcome I’ve Been Waiting For In My Life.”
- “Is Your Heart Like A Walmart Return Policy? Because It’s Open And Accepting Of All The Love I Have To Give.”
- “Do You Have A Savings Card? Because Being With You Is The Greatest Investment Of Love I Could Ever Make.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’ve Won My Heart With Your Kindness And Genuine Care.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Treasure? Because Being With You Is Like Discovering Something Precious And Valuable.”
Flirty Walmart Pick Up Lines
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Come To Walmart Often? Because Every Time I See You, My Heart Races.”
- “Is Your Name Walmart? Because Being With You Feels Like The Ultimate Shopping Experience.”
- “Do You Work At Walmart? Because You’ve Got All The Right Moves To Make My Heart Check Out.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping Cart? Because I’d Love To Take You For A Spin And Fill You Up With My Affection.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Rollback? Because It’s Bringing The Price Of My Attraction Down.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Return Policy? Because I Can’t Imagine Ever Wanting To Let You Go.”
- “Are You A Walmart Discount? Because You’ve Got Me Falling For You At A Reduced Price.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because It Feels Like We Were Meant To Meet In The Walmart Of Love.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Sale? Because It’s Too Good To Resist And I Want It All.”
- “Are You A Walmart Greeter? Because Your Smile Is The Warm Welcome I’ve Been Waiting For.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Flyer? Because You’ve Caught My Attention And I Can’t Resist Checking You Out.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Special? Because It’s The Highlight Of My Day, Every Time.”
- “Do You Have A Rewards Card? Because I Want To Earn Points In Your Heart With Every Sweet Gesture.”
- “Are You A Walmart Clearance Item? Because I Can’t Believe Someone Hasn’t Snatched You Up Yet.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Shopping Spree? Because Being With You Is An Exhilarating And Satisfying Experience.”
- “Excuse Me, But Do You Have A Price Tag? Because I Can’t Put A Value On The Chemistry Between Us.”
- “Are You A Walmart Door Greeter? Because I’d Love To Be Greeted By Your Charm Every Time I See You.”
- “Do You Believe In Destiny? Because Meeting You Feels Like A Serendipitous Encounter In The Walmart Of Life.”
- “Is Your Smile A Walmart Sticker? Because It’s Sticking Out And Drawing Me In Like A Magnet.”
- “Are You A Walmart Shopping List? Because Being With You Is At The Top Of My Priorities.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Sale? Because You’ve Got Me Rushing To Be The First One To Grab You.”
- “Is Your Love Like A Walmart Aisle? Because Being With You Feels Like Discovering Something Wonderful At Every Turn.”
- “Do You Have A Savings Card? Because Being With You Is The Best Investment I Could Ever Make.”
- “Are You A Walmart Employee? Because You’ve Won My Heart With Your Charm And Irresistible Personality.”
- “Excuse Me, But Are You A Walmart Treasure? Because Being With You Is Like Finding Something Rare And Valuable.”