Best Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’m Searching For.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Just Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Teacher? Because You’ve Got ‘A+’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Name Lucky Charms? Because You’re Magically Delicious.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’re Electrifying.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re Picture Perfect.”
- “If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A ‘fineapple.'”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You… Again.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because He Stole The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Mom A Chef? Because You’re Making My Heart Melt.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”+
Cheesy Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Teacher? Because You’ve Got ‘A+’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Name Lucky Charms? Because You’re Magically Delicious.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re Picture Perfect.”
- “If Beauty Were A Crime, You’d Definitely Be Serving A Life Sentence.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Mom A Chef? Because You’re Making My Heart Melt.”
- “If You Were A Fruit, You’d Be A ‘fineapple.'”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because He Stole The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’m Searching For.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Do You Have A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself In Your Pants.”
- “Are You An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’re Electrifying.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Name Netflix? Because I Could Watch You For Hours.”
Funny Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears… And I Need Directions.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’m Too Lazy To Search For.”
- “Are You A Campfire? Because You’re Hot And I Want S’more.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine? I’m Terrible With Names, So It’s Easier If We Skip That Part.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout And I Don’t Want To Get Punched.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You… But Don’t Worry, I’m Not Here To Issue Citations.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Fell For You… And Also I’m A Klutz.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because Someone Stole The Stars From The Sky And Put Them In Your Eyes… Or Maybe He Just Has A Really Cool Telescope.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection, But My Data Plan Is Limited.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile Awkwardly And Don’t Know What To Do With My Hands.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again With A Better Outfit?”
- “Is Your Mom A Beaver? Because Daaaaamn, You’re Fine!”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everyone Else Disappears… And I Have No Idea Where They Went.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re The Loaf Of My Life.”
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine? Also, Do You Mind If I Borrow Your Name For A While? I Forgot Mine At Home.”
- “Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium? Because You’re Cu-Te… And I’m Bad At Chemistry Jokes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because Every Time I’m With You, I Feel Like I’m Being Framed.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever You’re Around, Everyone Else Disappears… And I’m Left Alone Trying To Think Of More Dumb Pick-up Lines.”
- “Is Your Name Netflix? Because I Could Watch You For Hours… Instead Of Doing Anything Productive.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You… And I Really Need To Update My Vocabulary.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes… And I Have No Sense Of Direction.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout… And I’m Pretty Sure I’d Get Knocked Out If I Tried Boxing.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I See You, I Smile And Make Weird Poses.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You… And Also I’m Extremely Clumsy.”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’re Electrifying… Or Maybe It’s Just The Static From My Sweater.”
Cute Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You’ve Got Everything I’m Searching For.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Painter? Because You’re A Work Of Art.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Alien? Because You Just Abducted My Heart.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re Picture Perfect.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Fell For You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everything Else Disappears.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Mom A Chef? Because You’re Making My Heart Melt.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Are You A Wi-Fi Signal? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “Is Your Dad A Musician? Because You Hit All The Right Notes With Me.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m With You, Time Stands Still.”
- “Is Your Mom A Baker? Because You’re A Sweet Treat.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’re The Result Of A Perfect Experiment.”
- “Are You A Shooting Star? Because I Wish I Could Be With You Forever.”
- “Is Your Dad A Gardener? Because You’re Blooming Beautiful.”
Smooth Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw.”
- “Is Your Name Wi-Fi? Because I’m Really Feeling A Connection.”
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Teacher? Because You’ve Got ‘A+’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Thief? Because You Stole My Heart.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’m Searching For.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Interior Decorator? Because When I Saw You, The Entire Room Became Beautiful.”
- “Is Your Mom A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re Picture Perfect.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine? Because I Can’t Imagine A Future Without You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’re Electrifying.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Fell For You… Hard.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re The Icing On The Cake Of My Life.”
- “Is Your Mom A Fashion Designer? Because You’re Dressed To Impress.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.”
- “Is Your Dad A Musician? Because You’re The Melody To My Heart’s Song.”
Clever Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “If You Were A Vegetable, You’d Be A ‘cute-cumber,’ But Luckily You’re A Human And Even Cuter.”
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You Mine? I Promise I’ll Return It After Our Date.”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’ve Captured My Attention.”
- “Excuse Me, But I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw When I Saw You.”
- “Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium? Because You’re Cu-Te.”
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Is Your Dad A Boxer? Because You’re A Knockout, And I’m Ready To Go Down For You.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You… And Also Because I’m Clumsy.”
- “Is Your Mom A Mathematician? Because You’re Definitely A Perfect 10.”
- “If Beauty Were A Crime, You’d Be Serving A Life Sentence.”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Are You A Bank Loan? Because You Have My Interest.”
- “Do You Believe In Fate? Because I Think We Were Meant To Meet.”
- “Is Your Mom A Baker? Because You’ve Got The Sweetest Smile.”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’ve Got Chemistry With Me.”
- “Are You A Time Traveler? Because Every Time I See You, Time Stops.”
- “Is Your Dad An Inventor? Because You’re One-of-a-kind.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m With You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine? Because I Can’t Stop Thinking About You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Architect? Because You’re Structurally Perfect.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Comedian? Because You Always Make Me Laugh.”
- “Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”
- “Is Your Dad A Farmer? Because You’ve Grown Some Beautiful Crops.”
Sarcasmic Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Can I Call You ‘hey You’ Forever?”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’ve Got That Fresh-out-of-the-oven Charm.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Your Disappearing Act Is Truly Impressive.”
- “Is Your Mom An Artist? Because Your Face Is A Real Masterpiece.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Might Hurt Myself From Laughing At Your Pick-up Line.”
- “Is Your Dad An Astronaut? Because You’re Out Of This World… In A Totally Average Way.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because I Can’t Think Of A More Original Way To Start A Conversation.”
- “Is Your Mom A Detective? Because She Clearly Didn’t Find Out How Unoriginal Your Pick-up Line Is.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again And Give You A Second Chance To Impress Me?”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because Your Cheesy Smile Deserves Its Own Photoshoot.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because I Can’t Wait To Take Awkward Selfies With You.”
- “Do You Have A Map? Because I’m Lost… Lost In The Immense Boredom Of This Conversation.”
- “Is Your Dad A Scientist? Because You’re So Intellectually Stimulating… Not.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, My Interest In This Conversation Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because Your Pick-up Line Just Gave Me Secondhand Embarrassment.”
- “Is Your Mom A Comedian? Because She Must Be Hilarious To Have Raised Someone Like You.”
- “Are You A Dictionary? Because You’re Really Defining The Meaning Of ‘awkward.'”
- “Is Your Dad An Architect? Because Your Attempts At Flirting Are Structurally Unsound.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Pretend To Be Interested In Your Pick-up Line?”
- “Is Your Mom A Farmer? Because You’re Really Harvesting The Crop Of Clichés.”
- “Are You A Time Traveler? Because Your Pick-up Lines Are So Outdated.”
- “Is Your Dad A Painter? Because You’re Really Brushing Up Against The Boundaries Of Originality.”
- “Do You Have A Name, Or Should I Just Call You ‘typical’?”
- “Is Your Mom A Doctor? Because Talking To You Is Giving Me A Headache.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Your Ability To Make This Conversation Awkward Is Truly Magical.”
Sweet Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Painter? Because You’re A Work Of Art.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Angel? Because You’re Heaven-sent.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because You’re Picture Perfect.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Fell For You… And It Hurts.”
- “Is Your Dad A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everything Else Disappears.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Mom A Chef? Because You’re Making My Heart Melt.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Are You A Shooting Star? Because Every Time I See You, My Wish Comes True.”
- “Is Your Dad A Gardener? Because You’re Blooming Beautiful.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m With You, Time Stands Still.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You… And I’m Kind Of Clumsy Around Beautiful People.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re The Sweetest Thing I’ve Ever Seen.”
- “Are You A Dictionary? Because You Add Meaning To My Life.”
- “Is Your Mom A Scientist? Because You’re The Perfect Combination Of Beauty And Brains.”
- “Are You A Rainbow? Because Whenever I See You, My Day Gets Brighter.”
Flirty Dumb Pick Up Lines
- “Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Cutie Pie.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Mom A Painter? Because You’re A Work Of Art.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Dad An Angel? Because You Must Be Heaven-sent.”
- “Do You Have A Name Or Can I Call You Mine?”
- “Is Your Dad A Photographer? Because Every Time I Look At You, I Smile.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I See You, I Can’t Help But Flash A Smile.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Fell For You… And I’m Falling Hard.”
- “Is Your Dad A Magician? Because Whenever I’m Near You, Everything Else Disappears.”
- “Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You’ve Got ‘fine’ Written All Over You.”
- “Is Your Mom A Chef? Because You’re Making My Heart Melt.”
- “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?”
- “Is Your Dad An Artist? Because You’re A Masterpiece.”
- “Are You A Shooting Star? Because Whenever I See You, I Make A Wish.”
- “Is Your Dad A Gardener? Because You’re Blooming Beautiful.”
- “Are You A Magician? Because Whenever I’m With You, Time Seems To Stand Still.”
- “Do You Have A Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You… And I’m Falling Fast.”
- “Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You’re A Treat For The Eyes.”
- “Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium? Because You’re Cu-Te.”
- “Is Your Mom A Scientist? Because You’ve Got The Chemistry To Ignite Sparks Between Us.”
- “Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I See You, I Can’t Help But Smile And Strike A Pose.”